Karaethon Rhapsody
This pineapple of a pun, which goes out to Fayte and Ryder, lead to the monstrosity below. Enjoy, or suffer the Fanta-sea.
| karaethon_rhapsody.mp3 |
Yes that is Seth singing, no he cannot carry a tune, but he expects you to sing along for Spoilercon!
| deviko_bohemian.mp3 |
Beautiful Submission by Deviko from Discord!
Is this the real life?
No this is fanta-sea
Caught in a Randland,
All escape from reality
Losing an eye,
Don't trust her lies! Lanfear
I need a bit of lace, but I'm not nobility
Money's easy come, easy go
The pips fall high, pips fall low
Anyway the dice rolls, doesn't really matter to Mat, to Mat
Hopper, just killed a man
Swung an ax against his head
Held the handle, now he's dead
Hopper, adventure just begun
But I kill Children of the Light all day
Hopper, ooo
Didn't mean to make you die
If i'm not dreaming of Tel'aran'rhiod
Carry on, Carry on, because this dream really matters
Too late, my box has come
Send Saidar down my spine
Body's beaten all the time
Goodbye Shaido Wise Ones - Ash'a'man kill
Gottta Disperse the Aiel, and raise the dome
Hopper, ooo - (Anyway the dice rolls)
I just want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a fade
Forsaken, forsaken will you do the Sar'sara
Balefire and lightning - very very frightening me
Asmodean, Asmodean,
Asmodean, Asmodean,
Asmodean, pantry go, Graendal. no!
But I'm just a farm boy and three women love me
He's just a farm boy from a Aiel family
Tam saved his live from that atrocity
Easy come easy go - she wont let you go
Semirhage! No - she will not let you go - let him go
Semirhage! She will not let you go - let him go
Semirhage! She will not let you go - let me go
Will not let Min go - let me go (never)
Never let Min go - let me go
Never let Min go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh Domination, Domination, Domination band let me go
Ba'alzamon has a Power put aside for Rand
For Rand
For Rand
So you think you can trick me and steal my eye
So you think you can track me and learn to fly
Oh Woolhead - Cant do this to me Woolhead
Get Callandor out - Get Callandor right outta Tear
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Moiraine really matters
Only Min can see
Moiraine really matters - Moiraine really matters to me
Anyway the wind blows...
